1. Had a close shave on a bike yesterday. The “Okada” driver burst unto a main road checking traffic coming from only one direction. Luckily, the vehicle coming from our blind side wasn’t speeding, and not leaving anything to chance, I was flailing wildly with my right arm so that even if the driver chose not to see the rider, he would at least see me.
2. Went to eat in the canteen, and after a while I thought “thank God I don’t work in Customer Care, otherwise it’s straight to hell with the Devil scoring what’s tecnically known as an “assist” 
