{"id":1222,"date":"2014-10-23T15:41:44","date_gmt":"2014-10-23T15:41:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/illumination2.wordpress.com\/?p=1222"},"modified":"2014-10-23T15:41:44","modified_gmt":"2014-10-23T15:41:44","slug":"cyborg-says-oscar-not-a-member","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/2014\/10\/23\/cyborg-says-oscar-not-a-member\/","title":{"rendered":"CYBORG says Oscar not a member"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>CYBORG says Oscar not a member <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>In other news, the organization known as CYBORG (CYBernetic ORGanization) has distanced itself from Oscar Pistorius. In a press release by the organization&#8217;s spokesperson who goes by the alias &#8220;A.I.&#8221;, the organization said, &#8220;Oscar has never been a member. When we are ready, we will take over the world. Not go around killing innocent women under any guise.&#8221;<br \/>\nThe complete press release is available online at: http:\/\/illumination2.wordpress.com\/2014\/10\/23\/cyborg-says-oscar-not-a-member\/<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s the URL of the page you are reading. That&#8217;s the complete story. Lol.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CYBORG says Oscar not a member In other news, the organization known as CYBORG (CYBernetic ORGanization) has distanced itself from Oscar Pistorius. In a press release by the organization&#8217;s spokesperson who goes by the alias &#8220;A.I.&#8221;, the organization said, &#8220;Oscar &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/2014\/10\/23\/cyborg-says-oscar-not-a-member\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":336,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[27,252,253,737,1088],"class_list":["post-1222","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-a-i","tag-cybernetics","tag-cyborg","tag-oscar-pistorius","tag-world-domination"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1222","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/336"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1222"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1222\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1222"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1222"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1222"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}