Once there was a man
\nwho thought he was drowing in money
\nHe screamed and yelled
\nBut no one came to his bell
\nToo busy to heed his call
\nBecause everyday they had the gall
\nto work so they can have a little taste of milk and honey<\/p>\n
So he took this and he took that
\nand\u00a0made a “wee”\u00a0bomb
\nthankfully it bombed
\notherwise 200 and 80 would have been gone<\/p>\n
And then things came to a head
\nfor Abdul-loonie who laid nearly dead<\/p>\n
there he was lying on a gurney
\nthe attendant thought it was funny
\nthe surgeon put on his gown
\nthe nurse prodded and probed to see what could be found
\nsays she “maybe we can save one”
\nbut the doctor thought not – why give the devil the chance to spawn
\nso with a snip here and there
\nwhere there was one
\nnow there is none
\nthat is how Abdul-loonie lost his marbles
\none big one
\nand two little ones!<\/p>\n
(Lagos, 8:04pm, 08-Jan-2010)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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