{"id":1401,"date":"2015-04-13T23:32:21","date_gmt":"2015-04-13T23:32:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/illumination2.wordpress.com\/?p=1401"},"modified":"2015-04-13T23:32:21","modified_gmt":"2015-04-13T23:32:21","slug":"of-phones-screens-and-cables","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/2015\/04\/13\/of-phones-screens-and-cables\/","title":{"rendered":"Of phones, screens and cables"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Of phones, screens and cables<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I should dare to call myself a writer (if I don&#8217;t, who is going to :-). I can then follow it up by saying I haven&#8217;t really posted anything in a while due to &#8220;writer&#8217;s block.&#8221; There, I said it. That makes me a writer! After all, you have to be one to get a &#8220;writer&#8217;s block&#8221; init? \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\nAnd since it appears the &#8220;block&#8221; persists, I will now &#8220;regale&#8221; you with my phone-scapade for lack of anything more original.<\/p>\n<p>* * * * *\u00a0* * * * *\u00a0* * * * *\u00a0* * * * *\u00a0* * * * *\u00a0* * * * *<\/p>\n<p>Dropped my phone less than a month ago I think. Landed face down on a hard floor. The screen shattered in exactly the same pattern as the fake (I didn&#8217;t know at the time) screen protector on its face.<br \/>\nUsed it like that for a couple of weeks.<br \/>\nThen searched on the Internet and came up with this long list of authorized retailers. Started calling them one by one. Most said they don&#8217;t fix broken phones, just retail new stuff. One of them suggested I needed to go to the iStore at Ikeja shopping mall to get it fixed. I finally got to one that claimed to be an certified Apple technician. I engaged him on WhatsApp.\u00a0Engaged him on WhatsApp. <strong>&#8220;I will do it for N11,000 in about 35minutes.&#8221;<\/strong><br \/>\nBut his shop is at the Computer Village in Ikeja. Hmmn. I left it at that for the time being.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe a week or so later, I wandered into the shop of an authorized Apple retailer at a big shopping mall at this end of the Island.<br \/>\n<strong>&#8220;We fix it but it will cost N30,000; If you drop it now, it should be ready in about 3 hours; It carries a 1-year warranty, but not if you break it o!&#8221;<\/strong><br \/>\n(So what&#8217;s does the 1-year warranty cover? If it stops working or something like that I think he said. Smart Apple. Very smart. How many screens just stop working?)<\/p>\n<p>Aside from the exorbitant price, I didn&#8217;t have that time on my hands. So I told him I would give it some additional thought and I might show up the next day. Besides, they\u00a0didn&#8217;t have the USB charging cable anyway (I wanted to buy it either. I seem to remember he said it cost N6,500 apiece &#8211; daylight robbery!).<\/p>\n<p>But then I thought, let&#8217;s do this thing properly. Don&#8217;t be penny wise pound foolish for once. But since I was going to probably get to the Ikeja shopping mall anyway, I would risk it and see if the fix might be cheaper from Apple themselves &#8211; also I would get to pick up the original cables.<\/p>\n<p>Today, I got to the Apple store around 9:25AM. They were having a staff meeting. The security at the door told me they don&#8217;t open till 10AM. I should be able to enter at 10AM prompt. I wandered around then came back and stood in the hallway. I had my Bluetooth headset on. The staff at the &#8220;Ruff &#8216;n Tumble&#8221; children&#8217;s wears opposite the Apple store were setting things out for the day. One of their colleagues came in and started talking about how<strong> &#8220;Her friend in Lekki called her and told her there were lots of gun shots on the Saturday. That she just laid low.&#8221;<\/strong><br \/>\nSoon, I heard one of them say something about the suspicious man standing out in the corridor.<br \/>\nI smiled, caught the eye of the one I thought had brought up the issue and indicated I was waiting for the Apple Store to open. I then took off my Bluetooth headset as well.<br \/>\nApple opened probably around 10:05AM. Was the first customer through the door. Well, one of the security welcomed me by saying so. I asked if there was any special prices associated with that: &#8220;Either a special handshake or you get to add extra N10,000 to the cost of whatever you buy today.&#8221; Very funny \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\n<strong>&#8220;Oh. We don&#8217;t do repairs. But if you had bought the phone here, we would have replaced it for you if it was under warranty.&#8221;<br \/>\n<\/strong>Well, all those conditions wouldn&#8217;t have helped me anyway. I have had the phone for about 14 months so it wouldn&#8217;t have been covered by the 1-year warranty even if I had bought it at that store.<br \/>\nWell, do you have the USB cable?<strong><br \/>\n&#8220;No we don&#8217;t, check back next week.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Time to go back and &#8220;localize&#8221; this fix. I had to call all three numbers I had for the certified Apple technician before getting through to him.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Where is your shop again?&#8221; He told me and said he would send it by SMS as well.<\/p>\n<p>I got the SMS, then somehow made up my mind that the Post Office (the closest landmark he suggested) was in a different place and promptly got lost trying to find the street. But I finally did.<\/p>\n<p>He handles all things Apple (6S, iPads, etc) and sells original components and accessories too. I believe he changed the screen in under 30minutes. I ended up buying a couple of iPhone 5S cables and a third-party case (that&#8217;s what happens if you do a good job. You get more business and a free advert sometimes :-).<br \/>\nThe first 3 photos are of the broken screen (had to take a photograph of a shiny screen) and the fourth picture is my spanking new screen.<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/illumination2.files.wordpress.com\/2015\/04\/iphone1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-1402 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/illumination2.files.wordpress.com\/2015\/04\/iphone1-e1428965976247.jpg?w=161\" alt=\"iphone1\" width=\"161\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/illumination2.files.wordpress.com\/2015\/04\/iphone2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-1403 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/illumination2.files.wordpress.com\/2015\/04\/iphone2-e1428966007552.jpg?w=147\" alt=\"iphone2\" width=\"147\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/illumination2.files.wordpress.com\/2015\/04\/iphone3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-1404 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/illumination2.files.wordpress.com\/2015\/04\/iphone3-e1428966052677.jpg?w=146\" alt=\"iphone3\" width=\"146\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/illumination2.files.wordpress.com\/2015\/04\/iphone4.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-1405\" src=\"https:\/\/illumination2.files.wordpress.com\/2015\/04\/iphone4.jpg?w=181\" alt=\"iphone4\" width=\"181\" height=\"345\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>An aside, you might notice that (at least for me) all the cables don&#8217;t seem to last (both original and fakes). One weekend I actually took a blade to a couple of fakes, joined the functional connector half of one to the functional USB\/PC half of the second and got it to work! Not my fault entirely, couldn&#8217;t get an original from the &#8220;authorized&#8221; outlets and the fake stopped working on a Friday night.<\/p>\n<p>I got the one below in Ibadan for N350 (sells for N500 in Lagos! Thieves! Lol) It stopped working after 1 day! But from experience I had noticed if you randomly bend it in some ways, you might &#8220;fix&#8221; it (so once I got it bent in a way that made it work, I just &#8220;taped&#8221; it permanently. Good as new! Of course I got an original cable today. I am going to give the original cable the same &#8220;treatment.&#8221; Wrap both ends in paper tape (I think if you establish some rigidity such that the cable can&#8217;t bend at the neck just before the connectors &#8211; the cables should last longer). The only downside I can think of is that the tape tends to pick \u00a0up dirt rather quickly &#8211; from the environment and handling &#8211; so expect it become dirty pretty soon &#8211; your mileage may vary.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/illumination2.files.wordpress.com\/2015\/04\/iphonecable1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1407\" src=\"https:\/\/illumination2.files.wordpress.com\/2015\/04\/iphonecable1.jpg\" alt=\"iphonecable\" width=\"256\" height=\"279\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n(NOTE: don&#8217;t bend yours unless it&#8217;s broken already &#8211; partial contact \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>The attendant at the store I mentioned above actually told me: <strong>&#8220;You are not supposed to move the cables around. Just plug it in one socket and leave it there.<\/strong>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Huh? Say what?!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Of phones, screens and cables I should dare to call myself a writer (if I don&#8217;t, who is going to :-). 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