{"id":1499,"date":"2015-05-21T17:04:38","date_gmt":"2015-05-21T17:04:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/illumination2.wordpress.com\/?p=1499"},"modified":"2015-05-21T17:04:38","modified_gmt":"2015-05-21T17:04:38","slug":"karma-always-wins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/2015\/05\/21\/karma-always-wins\/","title":{"rendered":"Karma always wins. No exceptions."},"content":{"rendered":"

These Karma “quotes” are from a story I wrote recently. The story may never see the light of day. But my sister (Yetty) who has read it put one of the quotes up on FB, so I decided I might as well put all the Karma quotes from the story up as a blog entry.
\nAnd no, the story isn’t titled “Karma” \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

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  1. Karma always wins. No exceptions.<\/strong><\/li>\n
  2. Karma is an avalanche you didn’t see or feel coming until it hits you.<\/li>\n
  3. The problem with Karma is that you can’t tell in what currency she wants repayment, or for how long, or when, or where.<\/li>\n
  4. Karma, just like murder, has no statutes of limitation.<\/li>\n
  5. Karma is like a spring loaded door you pushed open and forgot about. It’s going to hit you in the face on its return.<\/li>\n
  6. Karma is like throwing sh*t at a typhoon fan and hoping someone else takes the hit. You can\u2019t get out of the way fast enough even if you tried.<\/li>\n
  7. Karma is in no hurry. It\u2019s like a father watching a son misbehave in public and thinking of the rod waiting at home just inside the front door.\n

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  8. Karma\u00a0is the sadistic guard on the night shift. Coming round every once in a while to brain you with a truncheon just because of the way you look.<\/li>\n
  9. Karma crosses a bridge, and burns it to the ground. There is no going back.<\/li>\n
  10. Karma takes no prisoners.<\/li>\n
  11. An eye for an eye makes Karma’s day.<\/li>\n
  12. Karma can watch you struggle all the way to the top of Everest then trip you up on the very last step. That’s how she rolls, and it’s a long way down.<\/li>\n
  13. Karma\u2019s got a direct line to each person. We dial her number by our actions. It may take a while for her to show up, but you can bet your future on it, she will.\n

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  14. Karma always wins. No exceptions. (rinse, repeat)<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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