{"id":1553,"date":"2015-12-17T18:48:50","date_gmt":"2015-12-17T18:48:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/illumination2.wordpress.com\/?p=1553"},"modified":"2015-12-17T18:48:50","modified_gmt":"2015-12-17T18:48:50","slug":"rango-makes-unscripted-appearance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/2015\/12\/17\/rango-makes-unscripted-appearance\/","title":{"rendered":"Rango makes unscripted appearance"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Rango makes unscripted appearance<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I was working late in the office of a big client. And as is usually the case, once the pressure of work eases up, staff start to talk. I wasn&#8217;t part of the conversation but when I started to laugh towards the end, they commented that they assumed I still had my earphones on (which I did earlier). So the funniest of the group of three was holding fort:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;&#8230; I just want a good girl.<br \/>\nBut where dem dey? Ladies of nowadays are all &#8220;Instagram girls&#8221; O!<br \/>\ne get one girl I don dey trip for.<br \/>\nA few days ago I come de lift dey come office. The girl come de inside the lift too.<br \/>\nshe no wear make up.<br \/>\nI just vex!<br \/>\nI think to myself say na so you look without make up??!!<br \/>\nYou know Rango? Na Rango she resemble (at this point he brought up a full bust picture of Rango the lizard on his laptop)<br \/>\nThe thing way vex me pass be say<br \/>\nAs you know once you don dey stay with the lady<br \/>\ndem no go dey wear make up again<br \/>\nSo, na so-so vex I go dey vex everyday (every time I see her face)??!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/illumination2.wordpress.com\/2015\/12\/17\/rango-makes-unscripted-appearance\/rango\/\" rel=\" rel=&quot;attachment wp-att-1555&quot;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1555\" src=\"https:\/\/illumination2.files.wordpress.com\/2015\/12\/rango.jpg?w=300\" alt=\"rango\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rango makes unscripted appearance I was working late in the office of a big client. And as is usually the case, once the pressure of work eases up, staff start to talk. I wasn&#8217;t part of the conversation but when &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/2015\/12\/17\/rango-makes-unscripted-appearance\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":336,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[214,517,593,601,720,821],"class_list":["post-1553","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-client","tag-instagram","tag-lift","tag-lizard","tag-office","tag-rango"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1553","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/336"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1553"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1553\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1553"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1553"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1553"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}