{"id":1847,"date":"2018-05-12T18:17:39","date_gmt":"2018-05-12T17:17:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/?p=1847"},"modified":"2018-05-23T02:54:42","modified_gmt":"2018-05-23T01:54:42","slug":"the-chupacabra","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/2018\/05\/12\/the-chupacabra\/","title":{"rendered":"The Chupacabra"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>The Chupacabra<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The night was long<br \/>\nAnd I didn\u2019t have a song<br \/>\nSo I went for a walk<br \/>\nRather than toss and sulk<\/p>\n<p>I took two candelabra<br \/>\nAnd met a Chupacabra<br \/>\nI asked him where he was going<br \/>\n\u201cTo eat you, I am going\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He might talk funny<br \/>\nBut he was no bunny<br \/>\n\u201cI am 200 and drink a lot of pop\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cMy blood is diluted and would ruin your sup\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Better to leave this hood<br \/>\nAnd head to Hollywood<br \/>\nThere are 600s with fat to spare<br \/>\nAll you can drink and none would care<\/p>\n<p>So I gave him some money<br \/>\nAnd my lunchbox too<br \/>\nHe said \u201cIs it veggie? It smells funny\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cNo way in hell, I am a carnivore too\u201d<\/p>\n<p>If you think it\u2019s not worth much<br \/>\nSurviving his clutch<br \/>\nI met a Chupacabra<br \/>\nTop that, you son-of-a-cabra!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Chupacabra The night was long And I didn\u2019t have a song So I went for a walk Rather than toss and sulk I took two candelabra And met a Chupacabra I asked him where he was going \u201cTo eat &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/2018\/05\/12\/the-chupacabra\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[168,1199,1203,1202,1197,1200,1198,1201],"class_list":["post-1847","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems","tag-bunny","tag-cabra","tag-candelabra","tag-carnivore","tag-chupacabra","tag-goat","tag-hollywood","tag-veggie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1847","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1847"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1847\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1850,"href":"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1847\/revisions\/1850"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1847"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1847"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1847"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}