{"id":461,"date":"2012-06-23T17:38:31","date_gmt":"2012-06-23T16:38:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/?p=461"},"modified":"2012-06-23T17:40:22","modified_gmt":"2012-06-23T16:40:22","slug":"upsala","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/2012\/06\/23\/upsala\/","title":{"rendered":"Upsala"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Upsala<\/p>\n<p>Tell me, what is the fairest way to Upsala<br \/>\nFor I have been to the highway, seeking a one-way ticket<br \/>\nBut the vehicles are just as angry as their drivers<br \/>\nSo I followed the footsteps of women carrying heavy-laden baskets,<br \/>\nHusbands with machete and children with no education<br \/>\nBut the women wanted to pick fights over right of way,<br \/>\nMen defending lands with no landmarks<br \/>\nAnd children making a muddle of streams with no water<\/p>\n<p>Then I went to the runways<br \/>\nBut lacking cash and looking tattered,<br \/>\nI could only admire the takeoffs and landings<br \/>\nFrom behind chain-link fences the causeway beckoned<br \/>\nAnd I would gladly have sailed to Upsala<br \/>\nBut seamen with barrel chests warned of watery graves<br \/>\nAnd wandering men with no bodies haunting flapping sails on mighty seas<\/p>\n<p>So, friend, won&#8217;t you tell me the fairest way to Upsala,<br \/>\nFor I need to go where it is said gold paves the roads,<br \/>\nAnd spices of Arabia perfume the very air,<br \/>\nFruits from faraway lands are on hand<br \/>\nTo quench the hunger of way-weary soujourners<\/p>\n<p>Upsala, the land that haunts dreams of lowly men,<br \/>\nWith smiles on tired visages<br \/>\nThat hints of hopes of horses that beggars can truly ride!<\/p>\n<p>* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *\u00a0* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *<\/p>\n<p>NOTE: Not sure why the word &#8220;Upsala&#8221; &#8220;came&#8221; to me. There is indeed a place by a similar name (&#8220;Uppsala&#8221; &#8211; note the double &#8220;p&#8221;) and it looks idyllic but a lot of the other things mentioned above (are they even the same place?) have no basis in reality I think.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Upsala Tell me, what is the fairest way to Upsala For I have been to the highway, seeking a one-way ticket But the vehicles are just as angry as their drivers So I followed the footsteps of women carrying heavy-laden &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/2012\/06\/23\/upsala\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-461","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/461","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=461"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/461\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":463,"href":"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/461\/revisions\/463"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=461"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=461"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=461"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}