There was once a grumpy but kind old man that lived across the sea in a very small town. When he died, the vicar was hard pressed for what to say at his funeral. \u201cThe old man had a way with words and we all know that he had a good heart. He might not have come to church regularly, but we take comfort in knowing that at least he read his bible. For his last words were \u201cF**k it! F**k it all!\u201d and in so saying he summarized the message of Ecclesiastes in five words! May God have mercy on his soul and grant him eternal rest.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
There was once a grumpy but kind old man that lived across the sea in a very small town. When he died, the vicar was hard pressed for what to say at his funeral. \u201cThe old man had a way … Continue reading