{"id":626,"date":"2012-09-07T18:51:41","date_gmt":"2012-09-07T18:51:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/illumination2.wordpress.com\/?p=626"},"modified":"2012-09-07T18:51:41","modified_gmt":"2012-09-07T18:51:41","slug":"cupid-is-dead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/2012\/09\/07\/cupid-is-dead\/","title":{"rendered":"Cupid is dead"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Cupid is dead<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I prayed to the God of love<br \/>\nAnd worshipped his middling form<br \/>\nI did not care that he looked like a grownup babe<br \/>\nAnd cavorted with nymphs in nothing but his very skin<\/p>\n<p>What I wanted done, I thought only he could do<br \/>\nHe failed me at every turn<br \/>\nWorse, he laughed loud at my every loss<br \/>\nAnd told a hundred jokes at my sorry face<\/p>\n<p>So I tricked his curly head<br \/>\nWrestled his puny arrow from his stubby grip<br \/>\nAnd dipping it in the dragon\u2019s blood<br \/>\nI stuck it in his ugly heart<br \/>\nI waited till he bled no more<br \/>\nThen burnt his godless form<br \/>\nAnd scattering his ashes to the winds, I told Zeus to kiss my ass<\/p>\n<p>So if you find you cannot fall in love<br \/>\nOr love finds you not, no matter how hard you try<br \/>\nDo not blame Cupid (no longer the god of love)<br \/>\nBecause I killed him dead<\/p>\n<p>Dead I said.<\/p>\n<p>(06\/08\/2012 \u2013 1:21AM)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cupid is dead I prayed to the God of love And worshipped his middling form I did not care that he looked like a grownup babe And cavorted with nymphs in nothing but his very skin What I wanted done, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/2012\/09\/07\/cupid-is-dead\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":336,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[137,248,261,298,434,466,610,711,1090,1103],"class_list":["post-626","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-blood","tag-cupid","tag-dead","tag-dragon","tag-god","tag-heart","tag-love","tag-nymph","tag-worship","tag-zeus"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/626","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/336"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=626"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/626\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=626"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=626"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=626"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}