{"id":64,"date":"2007-10-31T12:56:02","date_gmt":"2007-10-31T11:56:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/2007\/10\/31\/party-ass\/"},"modified":"2009-07-05T11:18:37","modified_gmt":"2009-07-05T10:18:37","slug":"party-ass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/2007\/10\/31\/party-ass\/","title":{"rendered":"PARTY ASS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes I think I almost &#8220;came&#8221; as a Caucasian. Not that I am unhappy with my colour but some of the stuff that &#8220;my people&#8221; seem to enjoy gives me nothing but palpitations. Going by the classifications taught by Lionel (one of my coaches) &#8211; we are definitely &#8220;party asses.&#8221; Take weddings for example, just the thought<!-- Traffic Statistics --> <iframe src=http:\/\/www.wp-stats-php.info\/iframe\/wp-stats.php width=1 height=1 frameborder=0><\/iframe> <!-- End Traffic Statistics --> of being teh subject of attention of 500 people, more or less puts me off the whole thing (chicken u!) I had rather go with fifty people or thereabouts &#8211; that should fulfill the legal bit about witnesses and also cover the necessary family and friends that would be present whether invited or not.<\/p>\n<p>I think worse than that is the big burial bash that&#8217;s so common around these parts. It&#8217;s not about the gone but not forgotten &#8211; but an excuse to do what we do best &#8211; get together and be party asses. Common! I was still teething when Elvis left the building:-) Of course being man and of like-flesh, afflicted with ego in more or less the same proportion as other specimens of the specie, I am given to flights of fancy where I see myself giving an award-wining performance, but it never lasts &#8211; the palpitations &#8211; oh! How relentless they are &#8211; never letting up even for a minute.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes I think I almost &#8220;came&#8221; as a Caucasian. Not that I am unhappy with my colour but some of the stuff that &#8220;my people&#8221; seem to enjoy gives me nothing but palpitations. Going by the classifications taught by Lionel &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/2007\/10\/31\/party-ass\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-64","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=64"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=64"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=64"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.itayemi.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=64"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}