Fire! Fire!

Just about an hour ago, there was a fire alarm in the building where I was busy working on a server. At first I ignored it, but then someone shouted outside “everybody get out now!” I looked around quickly and for some reason the only thing I grabbed was my empty computer bag. I looked at the laptop, but thinking it would take too much time to pack it up, I left it there on the desk. In my other hand as I made my way outside I was seeping on a small pack of Chi Exotic Pineapple & Coconut Nectar. So there I was outside the building observing the melee until it suddenly struck me that I had left my phone outside – I was really “left holding the (empty) bag” by no other than myself. How smart was that?

Hey, Chi (the corporation) should pay me for the free advert above. They can make it a full advert – something along the line of “if your house is burning, don’t forget your chi! With your chi in your hand, nothing is impossible!” Video cuts to a man taking a flying leap out of a burning skyscraper, lands on the ground, without a scratch, takes a final seep of his chi, winks and walks off screen. “Why not seep-a-chi today?”

Heaven’s Population distribution

The problem with discussing anything that remotely classifies humans in terms of colour is that one is almost certainly going to be labelled a racist. I am almost sure that the philosophers would say that the fact that one even “sees” the existence of “color” implies that one is a racist. Having said that I love all people ­čÖé Now to fan those embers a little bit …
Off the top of my head, I would have said that there will be a larger percentage of Africans (of all continents) in heaven than Caucasians. But then nothing is ever as simple as it looks. For example, altruism is almost foreign to “our” nature – we are all too busy seeking to make money at every other person’s expense. “We” have the largest number of churches and possibly the highest crime rates to go along with it. Piousness is restricted solely to Sundays and for that matter just the morning. On the other hand, large swats of caucasians have┬ádecided that there is neither God nor heaven.┬á┬áSo then,┬áthere is likely to be more or less the same percentage representation by numbers.┬á God help us all!

Welcome to “Illumination”

Hi All, this is my very first entry on my brand new blog. As a first timer using a blogging software, I have quite a lot of ground to cover. I used the installation instructions provided by the good folks at WordPress to setup this blog. Thanks to Yoru for the Blu3zin3 theme.

Pastor Eskor Mfon (March 18,1953 – April 30,2007) is gone but not forgotten.