There was once a grumpy but kind old man that lived across the sea in a very small town. When he died, the vicar was hard pressed for what to say at his funeral. β€œThe old man had a way with words and we all know that he had a good heart. He might not have come to church regularly, but we take comfort in knowing that at least he read his bible. For his last words were β€œF**k it! F**k it all!” and in so saying he summarized the message of Ecclesiastes in five words! May God have mercy on his soul and grant him eternal rest.

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  1. Amen. The words of his mouth might be a way to get rid of disappointments. May his soul rest in peace and indeed. That is their slang. Most don’t really mean it. πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

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