Biohacking – Bay leaf tea

NOTE: This is not medical advise. Consult your doctor especially if you are diabetic. Also if you are susceptible to low blood sugar, be sure to monitor your levels.

I follow quite a few IG accounts that have to do with health and pharmaceutical drugs. I have a huge saved list of posts under “health” – everything from cancer therapies to drug breakthroughs. 

So I found this post https://www.instagram.com/reel/DaGJc_DFdBX/?igsh=d3RhcWd4eGkyMGY5 that referenced a research that gave a set of people 1 to 3g of ground bay leaves (same one you use for flavoring food such as jollof rice) daily for one month and the result which persisted after the one month included 40% lower LDL (the “bad” cholesterol), 23% lower blood sugar, and 34% lower triglycerides. 

The post claims the powder (added to food) is better than drinking the bay leaf as tea, but the issue with the powder is that it’s difficult to grind bay leaves into fine powder – of course you can find ground bay leaves for sale on the internet. If it is not ground to find powder, it can harm your esophagus and intestinal track as the small pieces tend to have sharp edges.

Instead, I ordered a $20 dried bay leaves pack (16 oz or 454g) from Walmart, and prepared it as follows:

  • 120 g of dry leaves
  • Bring to boiling (point) then boil for 5 minutes in 9 cups of water – enough to cover the leaves once it starts boiling and leaves soften – you can press the leaves down with a spoon once it starts to soften.
  • Simmer (low to medium heat) for another 15 mins
  • Let it cool down, then remove the leaves
  • Strain the tea through a coffee filter to ensure no residue remains in it
  • Transfer tea to storage containers and refrigerate – I used a couple of taco glass jars that each hold 4 cups
  • Drink 1/4 cup daily (I add enough water to make a full glass cup) for a month.

Here’s how I got to 1/4 cup per day. A Google search suggests a cup of tea made from 1-3 leaves per day is enough to be therapeutic. 120g is roughly 93 leaves (or 3 leaves x 31 days). I got 8 cups of tea from the leaves. 8 cups divided by 31 days is approximately 1/4 cup per day. I have one of those graduated glass cups (pictured) so it’s easy to measure it out daily. 

I should be seeing my primary care physician towards the end of the month, and will get bloodwork done which includes fasting blood sugar and cholesterol, and if I can add triglycerides – great. The plan is to compare it with the last bloodwork I had earlier this year. Fingers crossed.

July 4, 2026.  

On the edge

On the edge

Why do I teeter on the edge of fatness
It is the food I eat
Threatening to build a band around my waist
Can I keep the cholesterol at bay
When the sugar, the Suya and the Cola conspire to dissolve my resolve
Lo and behold
I have tried to bend my mouth to my will
But success is as fleeting
As the Coldstone ice*
The niece suggest I tried

Who will save me from my folly
The second musketeer says to try the beer for it is the drink of the gods
But confusion galore abounds
For isn’t it the belly of beer
That prompted the guard at the door
To inquire who the pregnant party was
When a friend and his love
Burst upon the shores of liberty
The land of the brave
Who trust in nothing but God?

The third musketeer of smaller girth
Abhors the beer
Instead supping on stronger fare
Is it 10 or 20 or 30 or 40 percent
Nothing less will do
But the liver has a finite life
And if it dies before I do
It’s as certain as rain and taxes
That I would follow shortly

So shunning the advice of friends and foes
Setting my shoulder to the till
Every breaking dawn
10 minutes running like the hounds of hell were fast on my heels
Drop and give 50 I imagine the drill serge shouting
6KG raised 60 times per hand like the labours of Hercules were fostered on me
It barely keeps the bands at bay
But I shall not be deterred from my singleness of purpose
Even though I teeter on the edge of fatness!

 

* Suya – peppered roasted beef
* Coldstone ice – icecream from a shop called Coldstone